Your Studying Playlist

Guys. Let’s list some Beyonce. SASHA FIERCE

But that would be boring. So lemme list some songs that make you feel snazzy.

1. Bo$$ (Fifth Harmony): Ooh. This song. You’ll just wanna get up and dance :) BUT KEEP STUDYING TRY GUYS

2. Salute (Little Mix): This gave me the chills, no joke.

3. Nothing (The Script): One of my faves, guys. This is actually really relaxing to listen to. You’ll have the lyrics down by the second time you listen to it. Love it :D

4. Man Who Can’t Be Moved (The Script): This is actually like my favorite song ever. It’s so cute <3

5. Let it Be (The Beatles): Hey Bats. You’re welcome. This song is so good, and it’s soft enough not to distract you. LOVE IT SO MUCH GUYS HOW CAN I WORDS

6. Six Degrees of Separation (The Script): I especially like listening this while doing math. It’s a really math-doing song. And it’s good haha :)

7. Science and Faith (The Script): THIS ONE BE GOOD TOO

8. Baliando (Enrique Iglesias): This guy. Oh my.

9. Wait On Me (Rixton): OOH LOOK

Worst Shows Ever

You know what? Complaining and ranting is fun. So let’s do that instead. So in no particular order- the worst shows ever.

1. Delirium (Pilot): Oh. My. God. Incase you didn’t know, the book Delirium was going to be a TV show, and they even made the first episode and put it on YouTube. Why YouTube, you ask? FOX refused to buy it and air it. It was that bad. I think it was only on YouTube for a month, and I watched it and immediately regretted it. Lemme just sum it up- they squished the entire first book into 40 minutes. Like I’m not even joking, *SPOILER ALERT* at the end of the episode, Alex “dies”. The pacing was all wrong, the casting was terrible, and don’t even get me started on the acting and screenplay.

2. Jessie: BEFORE YOU STEP UP TO DEFEND THIS TERRIBLE DISNEY SHOW JUST WAIT. And you can’t do anything cause I’m writing. Hah. #SWAG #NONOTREALLY #STOPITMANSI #REALLY #IT’SNOTFUNNY #STAHP #FINE

But this show just attempted to take a Disney star who’s show ended (Debbie Ryan) and tried to use her again. Sigh, Disney, stop recycling. Which leads me to my next point.

3. Sam and Cat: THIS SHOW MAKES ME HATE ARIANA GRANDE. She’s so freaking annoying in this show. In Victorious, she was bearable, because she wasn’t the main character. Now, the whole show’s around her. God, come on guys. This show makes no sense, I mean they started a babysitting business? Carly moved to Italy? WHAT. Sam was one of my favorite characters ever, but she overacts so much now. 

4. Friends With Better Lives: Ew. Just ew.

5. The Goldebergs: I wasted my life with this one. I watched like two episodes and died. Just terrible. #STAYAWAY #STAYFARAWAY #FAAAARAWAY

So steer clear of these shows. I mean, there’s obviously gonna be a part 2- Bats, you care to go ahead? Haha, there’s always going to be a lot of complaining to do in this world, and that’s what we’re here for guys. 

The Best of Jake and Amir

WARNING: THIS POST IS GOING TO BE SEVERELY INFLUENCED BY MY LOVE FOR JAKE AND AMIR. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Yes. How dare I.

So some background info: Jake and Amir is the most freaking genius thang ever. It’s a series on the Youtube channel CollegeHumor. The one in the gif is Jake and this guy’s Amir, my love.

So here you have it. The shining diamonds of the genius Jake and Amir episodes. 

1. “Videos”: This one gets soooo funny towards the end. Watch it. Die of laughter.

2. “Screenplay”: I have no words.

3. “Table Read”: Just watch it. Just do it.

4. “Coma”: Possibly my favorite one. Ever.

5. “Swag”: OMFG OMFG OMFG

6. “Interpreters” Series: OH. MY HOLY ZEUS

7. “Rap Teacher”: AMIR’S RAP THO

8. “Moment of Silence”: HOLY GUAC you’re gonna wanna punch Amir though.

9. “Blood Donation”: THIS REDEFINES THE MEANING OF LOL

10. “Jake’s Twitter”: JAKE HAS SO MUCH SASS

11. “Last Night”: Exactly what you think.

12. “Poster Ideas”: Amir, man, just wow.

13. “Tinder”: OMFG JAKE

14. “Mugging”: HAHAHA

Oh there’re so many more…..The older one’s are better, by the way. Watch all of these, and get addicted. I love them so much <3

Masterchef US Season 5 Review (Mainly Finale)

CAN I JUST SAY WHAT THE

This season man….Can we just have a moment to think about this here? First of all, this finale was crazy. I mean, forget the finale, the whole season was crazy. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a season of Masterchef with so much drama or hatred or weirdness.

There was the guy who got eliminated because he plated someone else’s food, that was a huge controversy. Some people thought he cheated, blah blah blah. For the rest of the day I was Amir and everyone who listened to me was Jake.

Or if they talked to me, it was something like this…

It was terrible, because I kinda liked that guy. At least he wasn’t as bad as Courtney. OH COURTNEY. FRIGGIN COURTNEY

My favorites this time? Gotta be Elizabeth and Daniel. Leslie had some sass too, but Elizabeth was the best cook there was this season, and SUCH. A. DIVA. You go girl, you go. Oh, and she never cooked in an elimination. Yet.

Honestly, throughout the whole season, I thought she was gonna win. Heck, I knew she was gonna win. So let’s get straight to the finale part of this extremely biased review.

THE FINALE

So the finalists: Elizabeth (DUH), Leslie (SNAZZ-AY), and Courtney. Sigh. She’s not a bad cook, she’s actually pretty good, but OH MY WORD EVERYONE HATES HER.

Her reaction to getting a huge advantage over the other contestants in an elimination.

So it’s no lie that Courtney sucks. I’m surprised Leslie got this far though. I mean, he was the show’s biggest loser for the first few weeks. So honestly, I just was super confident that Elizabeth was gonna win. Like more confident than I would ever be on a contestant. She literally never lost, never just “survived” a challenge, she won every time. Or was second. Then was first again next week. Duh.

So any who, Elizabeth won the first round. Courtney and Leslie competed in an elimination. Courtney won. Yay.

Then was the finale battle. Man….

This was me to Courtney the whole time:

Let’s get to Elizabeth’s win, right?

There was the entree, appetizer, and dessert rounds. The whole time, no matter how many negative reviews Elizabeth got, I was like “Heck she’s gonna win.”

Her meat’s undercooked? “She’s gonna so win.”

She makes a typical meat in the finale? “She totally got this man.”

SHE BLOWS UP THE FREAKING KITCHEN?! “OOOH ELIZABETH GONNA WIN”

The last one didn’t happen, btw.

I think you know where I’m going with this though. 

Courtney wins.

These gifs can express my face the whole time (I think you can figure out which one’s me and which one’s are the judges.)

In this case, I’m Amir, Jake’s Elizabeth, Sarah’s the trophy, and Courtney’s the friggin lotion.

Not so much this last one though.

So I just let it set in…. then this happens.

Muh fam be like

Then I be like

And that, kids, is how I met this post.

Uh, no.

In case you didn’t know, the gifs I used are all from the College Humor show on YouTube “Jake and Amir”.

DAMN THEY SOME FINE SONS

The old 2010-11 episodes are better though. BUT AMIR SO FINNEEE