Best Comedy Entertainment

Comedy is probably the most successful genre (after drama) when it comes to shows and even movies. So here we have the best comedy shows and movies EVER.

1. Friends: This show is probably the best comedy show of all time (at least the post-black and white time). It’s sad that they ended the show, but hey, it was pretty old.

2. Big Bang Theory: This is pretty much a nerdy, modern “Friends” remake- and a good one too. I think the reason that this show is so popular is because the characters are all, to put it simply- hilarious.

3. Parks and Recreation: This show is actually not very popular- but it should be. Even this show is just a bundle of hilarious characters and 20 minute episodes. It has about 6 seasons (I dunno, DON’T JUDGE ME). So if you’re looking for something to cringe-watch, this is the show for you. Think “The Office”, except government edition.

4. Daddy Day Care: I probably watched this movie 839483982048 times, and I laugh my heart out every. single. time. It’s about two dads that start a day care business for some pretty weird and obnoxious kids (god, I hope I wasn’t that bad as a toddler).

5. The Hangover Series: Honestly I don’t even think I need to explain this one.

Why We Don’t Like Disney’s Frozen

So incase you DON'T live under a rock, you probably watched Frozen- aka Disney’s 2013 annual Christmas\winter movie. And if you haven’t…well that rock must be pretty big.

Anyway, it’s been almost 6 months since the movie came out, and people still won’t shut up about it (no offense). Honestly, the amount of times that I’ve heard the following phrases drives me nuts:
1. “Frozen is like so cute!”
2. “Frozen is the best Disney movie ever!”
3. “Let it go! Let it go! This song is so awesome!”
4. “DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWM-“ *punches a civilian in the face*
5. “Frozen is so amazing! I can’t believe you don’t like it, Disney hater!”

Okay first of all, I don’t hate Disney for hating Frozen. That’s the line that annoys me the most, when people think that I don’t like Disney movies for not liking Frozen. No, okay! I love (or should I say loved?) Disney, but only old Disney. The time when Disney was all “Hakuna Matata” and less “DO YOU WANNA BUILD A FREAKING SNOWMAN?”. NO. OKAY, NO. She's a cursed child for god’s sake, AND SHE DOESN’T WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN. JUST LET IT GO.

See what I did there? *wink wink*

Anyway, the point of this post is to show that I’m not just a mindless hater, and I have my reasons for wanting to rip my hair out whenever someone says they love Frozen (or starts to sing Let It Go). This isn’t meant to be offensive, but honestly, I’ve had enough.

First off, the villain. Who’s the villain in Frozen? A guy with overly long sideburns? See, back in the day, when villains were actually scary, people went to bed being scared of Scar, and Cruella de Vil. Now? Are you scared that some guy is gonna betray you and take over your kingdom? Screw you, Hans.

That’s for being the worst excuse for a villain ever.

Now you might go on and say that Elsa is the villain in Frozen, she’s scared of herself, yada yada yada. Yeah, unfortunately, that’s not good enough. You have Scar, Cruella, even Mother Gothel for god’s sake, and then you pull some crap that some chic’s scared of herself? Come on, it seems like Disney’s being lazy.

Besides that, there’s just a lack of emotion in the story. Not one moment made me cry. The ending lacked that “feel-good” moment that all Disney movies leave us with. I cry for pretty much every movie that’s mildly sad (I was even tearing up for the Croods), but Frozen…nope. It just didn’t touch my heart the way most Disney movies do, and are supposed to do. It feels like Kristen Stewart wrote this movie, it was so emotionless, flat, and dull. We want a musical emotional roller coaster of childishness, not a Twilight remake, people!

People say Disney’s “modernizing”, but honestly, I think the reason we watch Disney movies is because they’re timeless, and can make us feel like kids again when we cry our eyes out. The-*cough*-Lion-*cough*-King. Not Frozen. Just no.

Hahahaha not really.

Next up, it leaves questions unanswered. How did Elsa get her powers? They say she was born with them, but now suddenly that happens too? And why did Hans turn evil? Remember that scene when he tells his dad that Anna trusted him and he can’t betray her? Was he lying to is dad who also wants to take over Arendale? It looks like we’re looking out for a sequel here. PLEASE. NO.

You know what would’ve made the movie better? If Anna had fire powers and she built a bunch of fire dragons and had a war with Elsa’s ice men and everyone explodes and dies. I should consider going into the film industry.

And then there’s Olaf, the completely useless character that Disney added to do two things: state the obvious and sell more toys. Come on, I know he’s kinda cute, but he’s not like Flounder to Ariel. Flounder and Ariel were best friends, and Olaf is just this snowman who’s delusional about seasons. Sorry, but he just annoyed me.

…or an important role so shut up.

Instead of being all negative, I’m gonna tell you how it should have ended. Elsa or Anna should have died. Either Elsa should have died for Anna, or vice versa. At least Olaf should’ve died. Someone needs to die! The parents’ deaths were stupid, and weren’t even sad, unlike other Disney parent deaths. It was too perfect an ending.

And finally (for me, there’s Nithya’s ranting next :D), the songs and Oscar. One excuse I get for liking Frozen is the fact that it won an Oscar. All good things don’t get Oscars, people! I mean, LEONARDO DI CAPRIO. He’s amazing, and does he have an Oscar, NOPE. Next, the competition. What was Frozen against? Monsters’ U and Despicable Me 2? Both of those movies were not as good as the originals, honestly. BUT THEY WERE BETTER THAN FROZEN. Now to the songs. LET IT GO ISN’T THAT GOOD STOP MAKING COVERS ON YOUTUBE AND STOP SINGING IT PLEASE MY EARS ARE GOING TO BLEED. Not because of your voices, but because IT’S THE MOST OVERRATED AND OVERSANG SONG OF THE CENTURY. It’s not catchy, or even good.

Hear me out, alright? She says “Conceal don’t feel,” which happens to be quoting her abusive parents. HOW MESSED UP IS THAT. And then she says, “Let it go.” Hypocritisism much? And the song itself….It’s no “Call Me Maybe”, or “Happy”, or one of the songs that we’re going to listen to in 20 years and say to our kids, “You know that song used to be my favorite back in the day.” Instead, we’re going to sue the radio station.

SPECIAL NOTE FROM YOURS TRULY (NITHYA)
HAHAHAHA. NO IT'S NOT FUNNY.

 THREE REASONS WHY I HATED THE MOVIE-

1. THE STORY,
2. THE STORY,
3. Aaaaand (wait for it)... THE STORY.

So, what I'm trying to say here, is that the story sucks. You know, for all the dense ones out there.  Who Mansi wasted that brilliant rant on. WHY DISNEY, WHYYYYYYYYY?! As Mansi mentioned a million times, The Lion King is an actual Disney classic. And it's not this bull. AKA Frozen.
That's all thank you :)……POTATO.

THANK YOU FOR THAT SPECIAL NOTE OF TRUE TRUENESS OF TRUE-OSITY.

In conclusion, this wasn’t really meant to offend, but honestly, if you consider Frozen Disney’s best, you’re either 5 years old and haven’t yet seen Disney’s best, or you have no taste. Sorry, but it’s true. How do you watch the Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, and Cinderella, and then say Frozen is the best? Come on.

Best TV Quotes

A COLLABORATION POST! Double the crazy, double the stupid. Ready?

*dramatic deep voice* WELCOME TO THE BEST MOVIE QUOTES EVER.

1. “No, I am your father.” Don’t recognize it? This is the classic Darth Vader line, commonly mis-said as “Luke, I am your father.” But it’s not. It’s actually “No, I am your father.” Trust me, I’ve seen the movie enough times to know that much. This is the quote that inspired this whole post, actually. AND BESIDES THAT IT’S JUST SO AWESOME.

2. “It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.” This couldn’t be a best quotes post without at least one Dumbledore line. Why this one, you ask? It’s the only one I could remember properly. Don’t judge me.

3. “Dobby is a free elf!” One more Harry Potter one? Pwease???

OOOH THE FEELS OF DOBBY

4. “You either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN.

Die of the cuteness.

5. “Why so serious?” C’mon. How could I not include this one?

6. “This. Is. Sparta!” CLAAAAASIC. 

Messenger: Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king.
King Leonidas: [to himself: thinking] "Earth and water"?
[Leonidas unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger's throat]
Messenger: Madman! You're a madman!
King Leonidas: Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both down there.
Messenger: No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!
King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
King Leonidas: Madness...?
[shouting]
King Leonidas: This is Sparta!
[Kicks the messenger down the well]

 Hahaha, Nithya here, dear lord that was the best part in 300...!

7. "Crazy people do not know they are crazy, I know I am crazy therefore I am not crazy, isn't that crazy?" -Captain Jack Sparrow Sigh....if only you knew how obsessed I am with The Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise...And I completely agree with this genius quote….

8. “May the force be with you.” MORE STAR WARS. Because Star Wars is just freaking amazing, dontcha think?

9. Captain America: “Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?”
    Tony Stark: “Genious billionaire play boy philanthropist.” 
If you don’t know where that’s from I pity your soul.

10. Thor: “I thought humans were more evolved than this.”
     Nick Fury: *flips hair* “EXCUSE ME DID WE COME TO YOUR PLANET AND BLOW      STUFF UP?” Oh wait, Fury’s bald.

11. Tony Stark: *regaining consciousness* “What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.” 

Steve Rogers: “We won.” 

Tony Stark: “Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it.” Shawarma sounds like a type of sushi or a special helicopter/submarine equipment the government created to plant bombs under the sea and destroy the world. While eating sushi. 

Sushi, anyone?

12. Sam: “Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.”   

Dean: “Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their butts!”   

Sam: “Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?”  

Says who?
NOBODY.

* MOVIE STAR HAIR FLICK*

13. Private the Penguin: Skipper. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas?

Skipper the Penguin: Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

[all four penguins waving]

HAHAHA the penguins of Madagascar are the best. 

SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG.

14. "My preeeecious"- Gollum, Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

This is my personal favourite....Gollum is the coolest, nastiest character in all of history.

15. And the last one......"Hakuna Matata"- Timon And Pumba, The Lion King
This saying will stay in our hearts forever, along with the strange thought of how those colorful bugs taste.

Aww man, i miss the days before Frozen. The Lion King is Disney at it's best.

And that's it for now guys! HASTA LA VISTA....And, umm, whatever Mansi says......i think it's....hmmm.....BANNANABANNANAPOTATOOOO..........UNICORN.

Best Action Movies

WOPOOOOWWW! I absolutely LOVE action movies.....i think i got it from my Dad.

So here are few of THE BEST action movies out there!

1. DIE HARD
ACTION.ACTION.ACTION. This movie is probably the best action movie EVER. This is probably the main characters mantra- AIM. SAY A WITTY LINE. KILL.
AND I MEAN A LOOOOT OF KILLING PEOPLE.BAMBAMBAM! .... I'M A VIOLENT PERSON.

HAAAA.MY ROLE MODEL. JOHN MCLANE EVERYBODYYY!

2.The Matrix

Neo, Neo, Neo....Ohhhh Neo.

Awesome movie that makes you use that tiny little thing in your head. Well, some of it.

WHEWWWWWW.

3.The Avengers
Sigh...............so many AMAZING superheroes in it...obviously it would be on this list.....*DUH ALERT*
I cannot wait for The Avengers 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lot's of action and comedy and Tony Stark in this one....and Captain America's not so bad either :D ;)

Their eyes are gorgeous. Lol that sounds stalkerish. But especially CA's.

4. Real Steel
I LOVELOVLOVELOVELOVE THIS MOVIE. IT. IS. AMAZING. ROBOTS, BOXING, AND HUGH JACKMAN (Wolverine).....makes this an amazing movie that you could watch a million times and never get bored of.

The kid's cool too.

5. Speed

I personally adored this movie...it had the perfect blend of action and suspense. And for Sandra Bullock fans- she's in it too!

KABAAAMKABAAMKABAAAAM.

So that's it for now, if you haven't, you should definitely try out these....and HASTA LA VISTA! :') 

Why Sherlock Is So Good

 I guess you’ve had enough of Nithya and I babbling about some weird British TV show that you’ve probably never watched an episode of, aka BBC Sherlock. So all you “Why is Sherlock so good anyway?” people, this post is for you. 

Let’s just start off by saying that this show can make you laugh, cry, freak out, and ship two characters so badly (John-cough-lock) that you want to pull your eyes out. Oh and did I mention that there are under 10 episodes?

Oh yeah. Feel the enthusiasm.

So basically, Sherlock is a British crime-detective show which features one of the most attractive people on the planet- Benedict Cumberbatch. 

DDDDIIIIEEESSSSS AAAHHHH

Besides the cheekbones, another reason why Sherlock is so good is the villain- Moriarty. Honestly, Moriarty is one of the creepiest, most powerful villain that I’ve ever seen on TV, and read about. This guy even made our top villains list, and he deserves a spot right up on the shelf with Voldy and President Snow. This guy’s just out right creepy. 

But what makes it better than every other crime-drama out there? Definitely the supporting characters. When you watch Sherlock, you can tell that the writers spent a lot of time developing and creating the supporting characters. Each one has a full spectrum of character-ness, which basically means that they’re all different and unique-which in most shows, the supporting characters aren’t. Usually, the supporting characters are just kind of….there. But in Sherlock, they’re all freaking intense. 

There’s Molly, who’s kind of introverted and shy, but really likes Sherlock. Then there’s Anderson, who never fails to be stupid. There’s Lestrade, who always needs Sherlock for help, Mary, who’s sentimental (HUGE SPOILER ALERT IF YOU HAVEN’T FINISHED SEASON 3 JUST SKIP THIS PARAGRAPH AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE LIKE COVER UP THE REST OF THIS PARAGRAPH WITH YOUR HAND AND SCROLL DOWN SO IT GETS COVERED UP AND READ THE NEXT PARAGRAPH) even though she used to be (DID YOU SCROLL DOWN YET?) an assassin.

Then comes the actually episodes themselves. Every Sherlock episode is really cleverly written and scripted, and the dialogue is just FREAKING AMAZING.

Yes, that’s an actual scene from the actual show.

HUGE SPOILERS DOWN BELOW SO PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

But besides the characters, and the dialogue, and the villain, I guess the reason why I love this show so much is because no matter how anti-social, rude, and just plain mean Sherlock is, everyone still loves him. There’s Molly, who cares about Sherlock no matter how rude he is to her, there’s Lestrade, who gave up his big arrest just because Sherlock texted him that he was in trouble, then there’s Mary, who could’ve killed Sherlock, and even though her life might’ve depended on Sherlock keeping his mouth shut, she didn’t. There’s Mycroft, who no matter how much he denies it, still sees Sherlock as his baby brother, and John who would protect Sherlock’s life with his own. 

So after that sad deepness, let’s have a Sherlock weird gif roll.

Okay there’s something honestly wrong with the Sherlock fandom. That Moriarty face is gonna haunt me in my dreams.

Best Villains Ever

MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Fails miserably trying to evil laugh out loud*

Les' start shall we?

1. Cruella De Vil (101 Dalmations)
Don't judge me people, she is pretty darn scary. I mean only the meanest, nastiest person would want to skin 99 adorable dalmations for FUR COATS. I mean, damn, Disney can be CREEPY if it wants. Lol i talk about Disney like its a person. Might as well be.

HAHA SHE LOOKS LIKE A DYED MOP THOUGH.

2. The Joker (The Dark Knight)

The face people! The FACE.........*shudders*

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY.

This. This is what happens when a clown tries making themselves pretty. You get this freaky shit.

BUT(THERE'S MORE PEOPLE), THE JOKER MIGHT ALSO SEEM SO SCARY CAUSE BATMAN'S A WEIRD LOOKING WUSS. It had to be said guys....YA, I'M MORE OF A MARVEL PERSON....

3. Jim Moriarty (Sherlock)

He's the main antagonist in Sherlock(the show) and is probably the best villain ever. I guess any sociopath would be as legit a villain as him.

That's disturbing. CUT IT OUT JIM. Jesus, this is like talking to a vine. Oh, wait.......YAAAAA.

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Gif Alert* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

4. Scar (The Lion King)

Okay, okay, so maaaybe there's a pattern here. I HAVE A SECRET FEAR OF ANIMATED CHARACTERS. LOL NO.

But, though not that scary, Scar was definitely the coolest villain EVAAAAH! He's my favorite character from The Lion King.... ^_^ .....even when i was like five.......Wow, i just realized i have issues.

                      ME AND SCAR WOULD BE A PERFECT MATCH

5. The Creepy Button Eyed Spider Lady (Coraline)

I can admit that Coraline is the only movie ever to scare me, and it's animated. Neil Gaiman sure knows how to write a damn good story line. And creep the beejeebeez outta me. And sorry, i forgot the name of the creepy button eyed spider lady....here's how she looks though...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

If you liked this, check out the other posts too! 

P.s- Yes, i think animation is scary. At least scarier then Paranormal Activity 4. *Scoffs*

That's it for now, HASTA LA VISTA! :')