Not much need for an intro for this one. BUT I’M GONNA DO ONE ANYWAY.
Marvel and DC have given the world some of the best movies. Ever. No arguments, no discussion. But, sometimes, THEIR CHARACTERS AND MOVIES ARE SO BAD I WANNA SCREAM. WHOOPS I’M SCREAMING NOW.
Most of the characters aren’t even in movies, just the comic books, that’s how bad they are. Brace yourself, as I ruin your opinion of Marvel and DC.
1. Billy Ray Cyrus: Nope, you didn’t read that wrong. Billy Ray Cyrus once had a comic book about him. This stupid creation was the work of Marvel back in the 90’s. Don’t believe me? Look at this picture. Nope, that’s not photoshop. Some stupid Marvel guy actually made a series of Billy Ray Cyrus comic books.
Marvel and DC have given the world some of the best movies. Ever. No arguments, no discussion. But, sometimes, THEIR CHARACTERS AND MOVIES ARE SO BAD I WANNA SCREAM. WHOOPS I’M SCREAMING NOW.
Most of the characters aren’t even in movies, just the comic books, that’s how bad they are. Brace yourself, as I ruin your opinion of Marvel and DC.
1. Billy Ray Cyrus: Nope, you didn’t read that wrong. Billy Ray Cyrus once had a comic book about him. This stupid creation was the work of Marvel back in the 90’s. Don’t believe me? Look at this picture. Nope, that’s not photoshop. Some stupid Marvel guy actually made a series of Billy Ray Cyrus comic books.
2. Joseph: Again, this one’s a Marvel idiocity. He’s from the X-Men, and he’s pretty much a douchey version of Magneto. Oh, and did I mention he’s actually a clone? Come on, Marvel. You have to do better than that. But after Billy Ray Cyrus, I don’t think this one is actually that bad. Not.
3. Asbestos Lady: Oh yeah, that’s actually her name. She fought the Human Torch, with THE MIGHTY POWER OF ASBESTOS. And instead of dying a heroic death with all her asbestos, she dies from cancer. *slow claps* Oh, and she’s Marvel.
4. Matter Eater Lad: Ah, finally- a DC one. This dude’s power was eating. He could eat through any substance- not sure about humans though. Oh god, DC.
5. Aqualad: Aquaman’s sidekick. ‘Nuf said.
All fear the mighty AQUALAD! No, just no,
6. Supergirl: Not the character, the movie. Especially when Helen Slater played her. EHMAHGERD THIS WAS SO BAD I ACTUALLY SAID “EHMAHGERD”.
7. Batman and Robin: *VOMITS ON THE SCREEN*
NO GEORGE CLOONEY YOU CANNOT DO THE SUPERHERO POSE THING
8. Catwoman: This is mainly because of Halle Berry. Oh god, the dialogue in this movie was SO BAD.
9. Elektra: The casting in this movie just went all over the place. All the characters that were actually good, or had a scope to be good, were crushed and stomped and DESTROYED.
OH LOOK I’M JENNIFER GARNER WHO HAS NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY AN AWESOME CHARACTER BECAUSE I’M A BUTTHEAD WHO CAN’T ACT
10. The Spirit: Oh my. Oh god. Don’t even get me started on this movie. Completely ruined the original character, and the villain is just LSJDFOSEJFHWIEOMFJ.
There’s that. That was in no particular order, but in my opinion, Batman and Robin was the worst by far. So thanks George Clooney for ruining one of my favorite superheroes. Oh, and the Billy Ray Cyrus one had me laughing for an hour, too.
But then again….
Actually, scratch that. I’m probably gonna be watching more Supernatural.
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