A COLLABORATION POST! Double the crazy, double the stupid. Ready?
*dramatic deep voice* WELCOME TO THE BEST MOVIE QUOTES EVER.
1. “No, I am your father.” Don’t recognize it? This is the classic Darth Vader line, commonly mis-said as “Luke, I am your father.” But it’s not. It’s actually “No, I am your father.” Trust me, I’ve seen the movie enough times to know that much. This is the quote that inspired this whole post, actually. AND BESIDES THAT IT’S JUST SO AWESOME.
2. “It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.” This couldn’t be a best quotes post without at least one Dumbledore line. Why this one, you ask? It’s the only one I could remember properly. Don’t judge me.
3. “Dobby is a free elf!” One more Harry Potter one? Pwease???
OOOH THE FEELS OF DOBBY
4. “You either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN.
Die of the cuteness.
5. “Why so serious?” C’mon. How could I not include this one?
6. “This. Is. Sparta!” CLAAAAASIC.
Messenger: Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king.
King Leonidas: [to himself: thinking] "Earth and water"?
[Leonidas unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger's throat]
Messenger: Madman! You're a madman!
King Leonidas: Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both down there.
Messenger: No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!
King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
King Leonidas: Madness...?
[shouting]
King Leonidas: This is Sparta!
[Kicks the messenger down the well]
King Leonidas: [to himself: thinking] "Earth and water"?
[Leonidas unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger's throat]
Messenger: Madman! You're a madman!
King Leonidas: Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both down there.
Messenger: No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!
King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
King Leonidas: Madness...?
[shouting]
King Leonidas: This is Sparta!
[Kicks the messenger down the well]
Hahaha, Nithya here, dear lord that was the best part in 300...!7. "Crazy people do not know they are crazy, I know I am crazy therefore I am not crazy, isn't that crazy?" -Captain Jack Sparrow Sigh....if only you knew how obsessed I am with The Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise...And I completely agree with this genius quote….
8. “May the force be with you.” MORE STAR WARS. Because Star Wars is just freaking amazing, dontcha think?
9. Captain America: “Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?”
Tony Stark: “Genious billionaire play boy philanthropist.”
If you don’t know where that’s from I pity your soul.
10. Thor: “I thought humans were more evolved than this.”
Nick Fury: *flips hair* “EXCUSE ME DID WE COME TO YOUR PLANET AND BLOW STUFF UP?” Oh wait, Fury’s bald.
Tony Stark: “Genious billionaire play boy philanthropist.”
If you don’t know where that’s from I pity your soul.
10. Thor: “I thought humans were more evolved than this.”
Nick Fury: *flips hair* “EXCUSE ME DID WE COME TO YOUR PLANET AND BLOW STUFF UP?” Oh wait, Fury’s bald.
11. Tony Stark: *regaining consciousness* “What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.”
Steve Rogers: “We won.”
Tony Stark: “Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it.” Shawarma sounds like a type of sushi or a special helicopter/submarine equipment the government created to plant bombs under the sea and destroy the world. While eating sushi.
Sushi, anyone?
12. Sam: “Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.”
Dean: “Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their butts!”
Sam: “Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?”
Says who?
NOBODY.
NOBODY.
* MOVIE STAR HAIR FLICK*
13. Private the Penguin: Skipper. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas?
Skipper the Penguin: Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
[all four penguins waving]
HAHAHA the penguins of Madagascar are the best.
SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG.
14. "My preeeecious"- Gollum, Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
This is my personal favourite....Gollum is the coolest, nastiest character in all of history.
15. And the last one......"Hakuna Matata"- Timon And Pumba, The Lion King
This saying will stay in our hearts forever, along with the strange thought of how those colorful bugs taste.
Aww man, i miss the days before Frozen. The Lion King is Disney at it's best.
And that's it for now guys! HASTA LA VISTA....And, umm, whatever Mansi says......i think it's....hmmm.....BANNANABANNANAPOTATOOOO..........UNICORN.
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